Thursday, August 9, 2012

Beware of your paper: For leisure


A team of house leaders of the monastic residential units were inspecting the monks’ quarters to fine any monks not attending the monastic day long special debate session held for the outgoing graduates of the year. When they entered the hostel, second hostel, housing students form Russia and Mongolia, an elderly leader of the team happened to witness or have a reading sense a monk hiding in a room with the door bolted inside. He pushed it and knocked hard on it. No response.

He walked all around the hostel to reach the back opened windows of the room. He peeped inside through the narrow gap left by not fully veiled curtain and shouted at the figure on the bed, “Open the door. Why didn’t you attend the session? Have you got a permission slip?” No response but in a meditative posture holding a rosary in his right hand and moving his lips as saying or reciting mantra in mute mode. He was sitting cross-legged on the bed with eyes closed like in a deep concentration and his head raised straight forward.

“Well, we will go and call the monastic disciplinarian here”, he threatened.

The figure moved when hearing it that jolted him to unbolt the door reluctantly. As the leader asked his name, admission number and house section, he just prowled about the room in circling movement and mumbling in a low thick voice, “My name, my name….is…..is…..ummmm…”

“If you don’t tell the truth, we are going to call the disciplinarian here”.

“My name is….is…….Sopa…”

The leader noted it down on a piece of paper and left the spot.

When they were leaving the hostel after inspecting the first floor, the monk hastily approached the leader with a permission slip written with pencil but with the disciplinarian’s stamp on it. “I have got permission slip here”, he handed it with a deep sleepy look in his eyes.

The leader peered at the old worn piece of paper for a bit while and looked up to the monk’s face with a suspicious look. “It seems to be not of today as it is worn one. Any how, we will take it to the disciplinarian”.

The monk immediately pleaded with him after hearing it. “No, no, please don’t take it to the disciplinarian”.

The monk was revealed and they all had a hearty laugh.



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